Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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