don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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