We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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