Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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