So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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