Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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