You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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