does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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