"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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