im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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