There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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