I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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