i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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