Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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