You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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