i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Found the puke drawer
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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