Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I believe in your delicious
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Randomize
