There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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