He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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