i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
