Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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