doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Do vagina's smell?
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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