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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera

(908): View more from New Jersey

She didnt have a camera...

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(650): View more from California

im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt

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(775): View more from Nevada

suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv

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(206): View more from Washington

Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.

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(419): View more from Ohio

He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"

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(510): View more from California

Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.

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(407): View more from Florida

Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.

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(734): View more from Michigan

The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?

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Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!

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