so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
He passed out mid-signature
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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