Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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