this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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