giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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