Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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