I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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