Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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