is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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