He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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