people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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