ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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