I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
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