Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
This show inspires me to have sex in space
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
