We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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