Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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