he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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