jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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