D3 body, D1 cock
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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