You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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