I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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