I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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