I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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