at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Your cock deserves a montage
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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