Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Dick very happy bro
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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