Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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