She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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