They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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